You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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