Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it wasn't lemon gatorade
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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