Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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