Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize