if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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