So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Randomize
