This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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