When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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