Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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