$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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