I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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