I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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