doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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