this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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