Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
vagina is talking i cant
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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