So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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