they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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