Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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