Walk of Shame. In a state park.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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