Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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