i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He kissed a someone with a penis
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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