3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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