Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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