well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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