great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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