in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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