Sry I called you an 8
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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