i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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