I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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