rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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