Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Randomize
