that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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