By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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