Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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