Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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