She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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