I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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