If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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