this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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