How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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