season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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