I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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