i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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