it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Couch. On fire.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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