And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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