If that was your dad, he is hot
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
