Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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