i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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