I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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