just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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