it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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