found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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